Locker rooms

Taryn, in the gym locker rooms at work, a lot of women (mostly older women) think it's okay to walk around completely naked in front of others. I don't like this...what should I do? - Beth

Well, Beth, I have thought this over long and hard and have come to the conclusion that you might need to start wretching and dry heaving whenever you see this filth. Some people will tell you that it is immature to act like this, however in my opinion it is immature to not realize that nobody wants to see your filthy, wrinkled body and that if youre too dumb to realize that then you should be made as uncomfortable as the people who are being exposed to your nasty body. This should clear up the problem in no time at all.
-TARYN