anonimity, women, dating

Hey Taryn, I have a few questions for you. Here they are:

Are these anonymous?

Sure. If you want them to be. For now Ill make everything anonymous. If anyone wants their questions to not be anonymous just let me know and Ill add your name in my answers which are posted in my blog.

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Second question: Lets say you work in the engineering field and want to date, how would one go about meeting women, when your place of business has none?

Well, if I was a man and wanted to pick up some hot girls at work the first thing I would do would be to look really hot. Id probably get tall and lots of muscles (well maybe just toned is good) and then Id carry around a lot of money so that girls thought I was rich. Then Id probably come to work in a helicopter. But if there arent really any hot girls at your work you should probably quit your job and go to a temp agency and get a job temping as a secretary or something. You will seem SUPER smart for a secretary and girls love smart guys, also secretaries are usually the good looking people in the office the smarter ones tend to not be so hot. If none of these suggestions sound good to you, maybe looking at church or an online dating service could work. Between you and me, though, Id recommend throwing that engineering degree out the window and changing jobs.

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Third question: Why dont women make sense?

Ok, to explain this Ill have to start by explaining women. Many of the actions carried out by women may be a result of their hormones. Starting at infancy girls have all their parts and chemicals which can make girls stupid and moody. Im a girl so I can say that. You probably shouldnt say that unless you want a moody girl to kick you. At puberty there are major changes (we all know these so I wont go into detail) but the changes take somewhere around 4 years to complete. 4 years is a long time to be hanging in limbo between childhood and adulthood thats probably one reason that women are so moody. They were confused for 4 whole years! Girls have all of the equipment necessary for puberty from birth but its pretty much useless until the light switch gets turned on in the pre teen years. 12 years with useless partsthats also a long time. Imagine if your car had an extra 500 hp that it couldnt use for the first 12-15 years of its existence! Itd be really miserable. Then at the end of puberty the girl doesnt know what to do after having been moody for like 18 years. Now the moods are engrained in her very being, so shes pretty much going to be difficult for her entire life. Then they are like 55 and they start to change again. Theyre not like they were since they were 12theyre pretty much regressing to how they were pre-puberty. Theyre like 10 year olds trapped in a 55 year old body. Well, that cant be much fun with all that extra fat and stuff. The fat and stuff makes the women hot and miserable (and of course nobody likes being sweaty and uncomfortable) so again they become even harder to understand. Ok, so I hope that clears everything up for you. The only real way to deal with women when they dont make sense is to pretend like theyre right and just whisper rude comments when they arent listening. I am not a moody woman, so nobody ever needs to struggle to understand me. I am one of the very few girls who are pretty much perfect. Its really too bad that not all girls are more like me. Yeah, I am pretty awesome.

Your helpful friend - TARYN